The Pooper Stooper™ is a funky footstool. Propping your legs up while pooping leads to less straining— and grunting— making the process quicker, easier, and overall more fly. GTFO, hemorrhoids.

No plumber required. One screwdriver and 10 minutes later, you’ll be livin’ in a Geyser’s Paradise (if you know what we mean).

While we don’t mind a little TP to pat dry post-Boodet™, we do have beef with dry-wiping. If you’re out here wiping your a** with dry toilet paper, you’re not REMOVING sh*t, you’re just MOVING sh*t. Dry-wiping can also cause UTIs, anal fissures, and hemorrhoids. That’s that funk we don’t like.

The Boodet™ is one singular cost of $50, while the average person who dry-wipes will spend $910 in toilet paper over 5 years. So what’re ya gonna do with that extra $800? Buy us a new TV? 😉

Yup. The Boodet™ uses less water than that used in the production of toilet paper (even recycled toilet paper), making it the more eco-friendly choice.