When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10+ minutes, your right foot going numb, trying to push something outta your tush, you have to wonder… Is this really working for you?
It’s time to try something funky fresh.
The Funky Brand upgrades your bathroom experience from sh*t to THE sh*t.
Why The Funky Brand?
Get Rich.
Well, richer. The Boodet™ is one singular cost of $100, while the average person who dry-wipes will spend $910 in toilet paper over 5 years.
Save the earth.
The Boodet™ uses less water than that used in the production of toilet paper (even recycled toilet paper), making it the more eco-friendly choice.
Have time for... other things.
Squatting with the Pooper Stooper™ means less time straining, and cleaning with the Boodet™ means less time wiping.
Have the a** of your dreams.
Mo’ wiping, mo’ problems. Dry-wiping can cause UTIs, anal fissures, and hemorrhoids. Stick with us to keep it clean.
